Pickerington Area Taxpayers Alliance

let's help Pickerington vote for a luney, a louse and a loser

By 3 fools for office

Bye Bye Joyce

How about this on or about January first a white chrysler pulls up in front of City Hall and the driver pushes the trunk monkey button. The monkey lures Joyce out the door with a hand full of cash and she follows like always. As she passes the water fountain the loony screams at her that she is fired not once but forty damn times. As she appraoches the white car she sees that it has a blue light on the drivers side. thinking it was offical business she bulks but the monkey out smarts her with a donut and he produces from somewhere?? She goes for the donut as the monkey exits the other side of the patrol car she finds herself locked in the back seat going to jail.

One last look at the city hall where she made so many dollars over the years with her land speculation and trip to Italy with Daryl's real Estate agent. I wonder who paid for those trips?? Maybe she could get cut a deal by ratting on the other councilmen. I hear she has the goods on all of them. There standing in the door way is the loser changing the locks to city hall. Not so much for the dethrown Joyce but for her mentor Lee Gray. As the loony and the loser look for others to fire in a house keeping clean sweep mood.

If you want to confess now just tell the monkey your story. He will understand you completely I am sure.

So Joyce get your fat ass back to work and quit down loading the porn on your City Owned computer.

Here are some of the options the loony and Loser might consider

1.Skim the pond at the sewer plant.

2.Clean up the basements in the city that have had sanitary sewer overflows.

3. File the paper clips

4. Apologize to every employee she has yelled at in the last 10 years.

5. Fire all of the building inspectors. They won't be needed any more.

6. Tell Lance he needs to start looking for a job.

7. Tell Linda Fersch she needs to start looking for a job.

8. Tell Bob Mapes she has a supprise in her office for him.

9. Tell Frank Wiseman he must move to Pickerington.

10. Joyce if you need help with your resume then I am sure there will be a line forming to help you. You should make sure it is current along with that PR guy you hired to write Lou's letters.

Finally a certain person connected with the local Library will read her her rights.


By Trunk Monkey