Pickerington Area Taxpayers Alliance

Lee Gray

I think you are passing up a golden opportunity by not focusing your toadies campaigns on Shaver's dog. Look at the dirt I have been able to dig up on this creature:

1. The dog is not a registered Republican and has never even voted in an election.
2. The dog lives in a large home in a new suburb and has not paid any taxes on the home. The homes taxes are paid by a mysterious mortgage company.
3. The dog has no visible means of support yet appears well fed.
4. The dog is shameless in that it will take food from anyone-even a developer.
5. The dog would likely be able to only hold its won in a debate with Lou and could be easily distracted by Joyce Bushman holding a big steak. Of course, this could backfire as it also might distract Lou.
6. We can accuse the dog of almost anything and it will have a hard time responding.
7. The dog likely has fleas. Of course, this could also be used against us.
8. The dog run around naked and defecates in public. See problem with number 7.
9. We could get one of our henchmen to accuse the dog og biting us and claim Shaver put it up to it.
10. We can accuse the dog of being rabid or of being a drug user. This goes over real well with some of the old folks.

Please give me your thoughts.


Brian





By Sherlock Holmes

I thought I was your best friend

I have a bone to pick with you. Have you scoundrels decided to go after the beast of the fields, man's best friend, the ole pooch, the furry ottoman, the shoe weight, the mailman watcher, the %#$# DOG? Can't you just leave sleeping dogs lie? Can't we just sit on the front porch like Lou and watch our city go down the drain. It's bad enough that beef prices are up and there is more soy and vegetables in dog food than ever, aren't we entitled to life liberty and the pursuit of our tails like the rest of you politicians? It shouldn't matter that we occassionally eat Science Diet, which is the same dog food Daryl Berry's dog eats. It's good damm it. I don't think it is any one's business if we chase a cat that ends up in Lee Gray's yard. We don't like cats anyway. We are not, nor have we ever been communist dogs. Sure we wear red bandanas sometimes during the holidays, but that doesn't mean we are sympathizers. Heil Lou?? I know, I know you did not see us at the recent Chamber Meeting in support of our master's freinds, coz we couldn't get a ride' besides a rerun of ''All Dogs go to heaven'' was on Disney. It's none of your flea flicking business if spend more time sleeping than reading about politics. Honestly we have better things to do, like smell each other and watch leaves on the sidewalk. You could take votes away from our masters cause we bark at the children as they walk home from school, but don't cause it ain't their fault. Their just so cute. (the kids too). In short keep your brown nosed, dirty hound dog nose out of our poopy yard and I won't come over and dig up your bones.
Signed arfarfarf the Shaver Dogs

By Shaver's Dogs