Pickerington Area Taxpayers Alliance

Since my sky is falling and I will have to find a new job, I decided today to pretend to be an ''ace reporter'' in hopes that maybe one of the papers might hire me and see my potential. I told them that I have been undercover for some time and really know that back alleys of this town I decided to show them that I knew where all the polling sites were and drove to each of them on city time (they don't mind if I don't work now) circled the parking lots of all and took pictures of all people voting in that precinct. I saw some people back behind the 100 foot limitation carrying signs of those who wish me ill. I also took great pictures of any and all children who were seen in the vicinity of the junior high school. YOu never know what their parents think of me. I know that they will be impressed that I got such good pictures of Lisa Reade and Jim Brink on the corner of 256 and 204. I also called my buddy Heitmeyer, who also wants to become an ace reporter. You see he will also have a hard time making a living because his entire house of cards is falling too. He also took pictures with his zoom lense of sign holders. We got together after the rush hour and decided that we needed to do one last thing before I am fired and called the police chief and told that that these people needed to be arrested under City Code X)@#$!$. That is the code that heretofore has allowed me to do whatever the bleep I wanted to do. ha ha. I told the officer that they were being disruptive and aggressive. I don't know why I heard laughter in the background when I called the police chief. It's not funny! I plan to bring my new pics to the City council meeting tonight so that Jennifer and Mike can see what a great reporter I will be. I can't wait.

By Joyce ace reporter Bushman

Please explain

Am I missing something? I've been stuck at work all day with no access to local news. Have there been Joyce sightings at the various polling places? Has she been taking pictures? Is she that desperate?



By Confused

Joyce sightings explained

I have it on good authority that beginning about 7:20 a.m. Joyce Bushman was seen circling the parking lots of several of the polling places. She was taking pictures there. She then went to the corner of 256 and 204 and took pictures of Lisa Reade and Jim Brink along with pictures of the large sheet signs. She then was accompied by one of the Heitmeyer boys who also took pictures. She then called the police and told the officer that certain individuals at Epihany Lutheran's polling place were being aggressive. yeh right. The offer reluctantly came, as no law was being violated. He left without an arrest, a warning or repromand. Mr. Heitmeyer also took pictures at this location. Joyce then called and asked for City employees at aproximately 9:15 a.m. to take down the large sheet signs at the corner of 256 and 204. Democracy at work, my @#$@$@$##@$234.,


By Just the facts man

And the Postage sign also?

Is the large Postage sign at the entrance to I-70 East on public right of way or private property? Maybe it should have gone as well....

It's 5:50pm, maybe he's gone already..........