From the Times-Sun.
Stupidity awards from the roundtable
By TIM KRUMLAUF
After surviving another election season -- my 29th in the newspaper business (it's a life sentence; don't ask and I won't tell) -- I recently found myself at one of my favorite pubs for an executive stress management and attitude readjustment seminar.
Joining me were fellow members of the panel of judges for the Algonquin Aggravated Stupidity Awards.
In case you forgot, the AASAs panel is quite diverse -- male and female, young and old, retired and still working. We come from all walks of life.
Our merry band gathers often at taverns and pubs throughout Central Ohio where we smoke our pipes and cigars, sip our scotches, martinis and beers and discuss the absurd actions of people, especially elected officials and municipal leaders. Their inanity never ceases to amaze us.
This year, however, it was general election voters who caught us off guard.
The AASAs judges have always believed people get the government they deserve.
This belief is not spawned by a particular political ideology. In fact our panel includes Republicans and Democrats, as well as those who can't make up their minds -- Independents -- and even a Socialist.
We were astounded at some of the choices voters made this year. Rarely have we seen such a number of unqualified and downright incompetent candidates get elected -- and re-elected -- to everything from judge to council to school board to boards of trustees.
Don't even get us started on how they voted for local funding proposals.
Therefore, we are issuing a pre-emptive AASA to voters, who by late spring will find out they are, indeed, getting the government they deserve.
What this means is my 30th general election season will likely involve a straight-jacket, a stun gun and a room with padded walls. Write me often, won't you?
After we tried to figure out what thought process and reasoning our electorate used in making its decision, we determined finding a solution for peace in the Middle East might be easier.
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Tim, after reading today's Gazette and Dispatch - all I have to say is - you hit the nail on the head with this editorial. Heaven help us all.
Stupidity awards from the roundtable
By TIM KRUMLAUF
After surviving another election season -- my 29th in the newspaper business (it's a life sentence; don't ask and I won't tell) -- I recently found myself at one of my favorite pubs for an executive stress management and attitude readjustment seminar.
Joining me were fellow members of the panel of judges for the Algonquin Aggravated Stupidity Awards.
In case you forgot, the AASAs panel is quite diverse -- male and female, young and old, retired and still working. We come from all walks of life.
Our merry band gathers often at taverns and pubs throughout Central Ohio where we smoke our pipes and cigars, sip our scotches, martinis and beers and discuss the absurd actions of people, especially elected officials and municipal leaders. Their inanity never ceases to amaze us.
This year, however, it was general election voters who caught us off guard.
The AASAs judges have always believed people get the government they deserve.
This belief is not spawned by a particular political ideology. In fact our panel includes Republicans and Democrats, as well as those who can't make up their minds -- Independents -- and even a Socialist.
We were astounded at some of the choices voters made this year. Rarely have we seen such a number of unqualified and downright incompetent candidates get elected -- and re-elected -- to everything from judge to council to school board to boards of trustees.
Don't even get us started on how they voted for local funding proposals.
Therefore, we are issuing a pre-emptive AASA to voters, who by late spring will find out they are, indeed, getting the government they deserve.
What this means is my 30th general election season will likely involve a straight-jacket, a stun gun and a room with padded walls. Write me often, won't you?
After we tried to figure out what thought process and reasoning our electorate used in making its decision, we determined finding a solution for peace in the Middle East might be easier.
...
Tim, after reading today's Gazette and Dispatch - all I have to say is - you hit the nail on the head with this editorial. Heaven help us all.