How come Waddey's got the best tomatoes? I water, fertilize, cottle, and even talk to my tomatoes and they don't come anywhere near Waddey's tomatoes. I think he might be holding out on a stash of good horse manure. I think he should share.
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secrets
the way to make maters' grow so well is to perform an ancient druid ritual by the light of a full moon when the plants have just been placed in the ground. after saying the proper words of the incantation, liberly sprinkle fertilizer and water over the plants. |
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As long as he shares
I don't care if he has a secret stash of manure for his tomatoes. Just as long as he shares the tomatoes with us. |
