Is it true that CVS stands for "Consumption of Vices for Satan"?

Is it true that stores stay open until 12 midnight, the witching hour?

Is it true employees ritualistically done uniforms, and a portion of their paycheck goes to "FICA", a satanic underlord?

Is their main color red, the color of blood?

Is it true stores require large parking lots for satanic rituals involving helicopter pad sized pentagrams?

Is it true stores cannot have windows because sunlight turns employees to dust?

Is it true that Pat Buchanan owns CVS stock?

By curious

Too far!!!

NOT!!!!!!....but it will be in North Shore!!!!!

By Too far

what does CVS stand for?

A bit extreme- I assume sick satire.

But, seriously, what does C.V.S.
translate to? Does anyone know?

By Jerry Hault

satire- but some truth

The truth here is that:

yes- stores stay open until midnight

part of paycheck go to FICA

Color red is signature color

parkring lots are large





By Louis D.