Stonehenge of Edinburgh Homeowners Association

I am upset with our ''neighbors'' living in Midland Terrace, an apartment complex. I used to see this one, they called her the Buffalo Gal, and she was just good people. But since she has moved out, all I see are Euro wannabes and foreign-car drivin' trash. I understand they have at least one English professor there. That means there are probably a lot of anti-American attitudes. Let us flush out the anti-Americanism with a powerful disinfectant -- his name is Jesus Christ, Lord and Messiah -- and board up this place and turn it into condos. The time could not be better than now to act.