We cannot accept your Republicanism until you can show us you are registered as a Republican, like we are.

And assure us you gave some monetary support to the Republican party or it's candidates, like we do.

No....we just can't get around your many years of liberal/communism and the resultant phony blah, blah that is thus spawned.

We really want to believe you, but something is holding us back.

None of you have ever shown us you are a registered Republicans or that you have made some monetary support to the Republican party.  Why should he have to?   Next thing you'll be asking for a birth certificate.

I did donate money when the Republicans collapsed my bank and took my life savings. I tried to get a receipt but nobody would open the doors. I managed to get the doors open when I drove my car through the bank lobby, that got their attention, but the employees ran and would not give me a receipt, then I did some time but still never got receipt for my very generous donation to the Republican party. Maybe you guys help me get a receipt, then I can show it to you.

I didn't realize Bawney Fwank had switched parties too?