Hey why is it that Beacon Hill gets all the Art Grant slush money? Just bea-cause I bea an Alta Beasta resident doesn't mean I ain't go FEELINGS TOO!

I squish rats on canvas and the Blue Star pays me money. Hey maybe I can squish Bedner like a RAT. Down with RATS! Just like momma told me. And if I squish him onto canvas, maybe Debbie & Sandra will give me money too. Only I am not their friend and I am not nice and good and wholesome Catholic girls like they are, bea-cause I squish RATS like Bedner.

Now be honest and think about it. Have you ever, ever in your entire life known one of those ''goody-two shoes'' Catholic girls to be anything other than the most evil devils you ever met? That's why I like Letty. She's exactly what she acts like. No goody two shoes there, boy. Even her dogs look like devils.

But that doesn't mean she should stop the Art Money train (woo-woo!) Bea-cause maybe someday two goody two shoes Catholic girls will pay me Planning Department money for a squished Bedner art-piece.

By An Alta Vista Artist