Whoever peed "Fat Cow" into the snow on my front lawn...I will eat you when I find you.

Really?  (Not about the eating, about the peeing)  Well, at least you can narrow the suspect list down to only males.  I'm just sayin'...

Would you like to borrow my turkey fryer?    If they are younger kids they might taste less gamey than teenagers.

I understand its offensive, however is it worth even reporting considering the snow melted the next day?