A Union Man.......

visits a Neveda brothel & asks the Madam if the house is a union shop. The house is non-union so the man inquires as to the charges for services and how they are distributed. The Madam replies that it is a $100 fee with the house getting $80 and the lady receiving $20. The union man finds this unacceptable and seeks out a union brothel.

He finds such a shop and inquires of the madam what the fee is and what the distribution of that fee is. The madam replies that the fee is a $100 with the house getting $20 and the lady getting $80. This pleases the man and states that he would like to be serviced by the 21 year old blonde standing in the corner. The madam tells him that that is not possible and that he must take the services of the 65 year old brunette because she has senority.

I also read today that the man who wrote the song ''Do the Hookie Pookie'' died today at the age of 92. I understand that the family helped lay him to rest. At the funeral home a great commotion occurred. They place his left leg in the coffin and that's when all the trouble started.

How's that for a groaner?

Triplets

A woman is walking past a liquor store one day and a robber runs out shooting. She's caught in the crossfire and gets hit 3 times. She happens to be pregnant with tripletts! All 3 fetuses are hit by the bullets. But there is no damage. 16 years later she's sitting in her house and one of her 16 year old daughters runs into her room and says: '' Mom I was tinkling and a bullet came out of me'' The mother tells her not to worry and explains what happened. A little while later her other 16 year old daughter comes running to her and tells her the same thing. Again she reassures her daughter. Then her 16 year old son comes running to her. He says '' mom I'm really upset I have to tell you something'' She replys '' I know , you were tinkling and a bullet came out''. He replies, '' No mom, I was playing with myself and I shot the dog!''