Once George Bush was working a rural Farm community that wasn't known to be Republican friendly, trying to get a new bill passed,
So while traveling though The community he stops by this here farm to do a little campaigning, Well when this one framer heard he was an republican his jaw dropped and he said:'' wait right here while I go git Ma, She ain't never seen an republican before.
So he went to git her, and George looked for a platform from which to make his speech, But the only thing he could find was a pile of that stuff a horse leaves behind after consuming to much hay That some call fertilizer.
So George climbed up on the mound and when they came back he gave his speech about why they should pass his bill.
And at the end of the speech the farmer and his wife said ''That's the first time we ever heard an Republican speech''
And George said'' That's the first time I gave an Republican speech from a democratic Platform.''

BWAHAHAHAHA!!! KT