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Anyone out there know what it's like being locked up in one?
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Well........

There was that incident with the goat, but it was of consenting age. The judge didn't see it that way. I guess the goat reminded him too much of his wife. Animal cruelty they called it, but I thought the goat was smiling. She was waiting for me when I got out.
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No.. but...

I know someone who is in one for awhile, precisely 85% of the original sentence, until then, no chance of parole...

Please correct me if I'm wrong, anyone, but from what I understand, in a Fed sentence, minimum B4 possible parole is just that, 85% of sentence served 1st.

Again, I could be wrong...

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Jr
Not me

but I here you get a roof over your head, three meals a day...and all the sex you can stand. Doesn't sound so bad.
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