Muscatine

Anyone out there know what it's like being locked up in one?

Well........

There was that incident with the goat, but it was of consenting age. The judge didn't see it that way. I guess the goat reminded him too much of his wife. Animal cruelty they called it, but I thought the goat was smiling. She was waiting for me when I got out.

No.. but...

I know someone who is in one for awhile, precisely 85% of the original sentence, until then, no chance of parole...

Please correct me if I'm wrong, anyone, but from what I understand, in a Fed sentence, minimum B4 possible parole is just that, 85% of sentence served 1st.

Again, I could be wrong...

:-)

Jr

Not me

but I here you get a roof over your head, three meals a day...and all the sex you can stand. Doesn't sound so bad.