Muscatine

so

So the student with the F who went to summer school and made up the class should be able to play or not?

What she's saying is

is that the F student shouldn't be barred from playing for a predetermined number of games(say, 3 for example) but shouldn't be allowed to play until he shows a marked improvement. I agree with her.

I can see it now

Private: (Runs into camp and snaps to attention in front of the General)
''Sir, it's an invasion. There's billions of them and they're coming in fast. What should we do?''

General: (Looking perplexed)
''Relax son, now tell me what you mean. Billions of who?''

Private:
''Sorry General, It's the Chinese and they're coming over the far ridge now.''

General:
''Sound the alarms, everybody take your positions.''

Private:
''General, one more thing. They're all brandishing evil looking trapper keepers.''

General:
''We're doomed...''

I think those were

I think those were ''ta-wapper weepers'' most honowable Bob.