Muscatine

Tunapants??

Oh, my God........hahahahaha!!!!!!!!

Old Tunapants

is my great aunt on my mother's cousin's uncle's side. She told me she like it when you pull up her stockings, not so much because of your genteel touch as much as where you touch. Tunafingers.

Yes, Millicent

Welcome to the neighborhood, and yes this is what you can expect. Ask a serious question and you get us instead. Enjoy.