Muscatine

This can be found in the FAQ link at the bottom:

3. Can I post commercial information on Neighborhood Link sites?

Ad space can be purchased on specific neighborhoods. Click the 'Advertise Here' box on the right side of the page.

You are also welcome to post information about your business on your personal Profile page. Please do not post commercial advertisements anywhere else on Neighborhood Link. They will be deleted. Thank you.

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So you see, Neighborhood link allows people to place their business information within their profile so I am curious what "league" that puts me in per your comment?

Z-man....a question.  Will you come east this far for metal pickup?

Here's what I have for you to consider....

1.  3,497 aluminum beer cans taken from behind poster Republicans double wide. 

2.  An old hover-round scooter, reportedly used by our pal Ned and rumored to have been used in the drive-by cane-whuppin administered to ex-poster Joe Davis. 

3.  Three 32 inch tube TV's.  These suckers are heavy.  You may need to bring you Cousin It along to help with the lifting.  Weak mind.....strong back.  It is the man.

4.  A huge pile of old kitchen applicances and utensils.  These were donated by Mallory to the "Green Muscatine" organization, but she rescinded her offer upon learning that "Green Muscatine" was merely a bunch of local inbred liberal whackjobs that REALLY wanted to paint things green. 

Let me know.  Would be glad to help out with some gas money. 

Oh sure, Now that I know what a Muscatine is It's only a 12 hour drive but I need to eat so maybe you could fix me a meal, what do you eat there possum?

As much as I enjoy this meaningless, unproductive conversation I really must turn off this vortex and go on and do something that is actually productive. I hope you find someone else to talk to but I really have to go now to generate some income.
Peace and long live the Muscatineians.