Muscatine

I did manage to decipher your meaning although given the lack of punctuation, those of us with post-middle school educations find it tedious.

Is "What do you eat there possum" meant to be a new sentence? Do you mean to call me "possum" or is there a bit of punctuation missing?, and you instead desire possum as your entree?

Anyway, we'll need a price quote.  And this will indeed include a meal, but no possum for you my friend.  Oh no.  We're going to make you feel right at home with some of those glorious deep-fried rocky mountain oysters.  Shoot..... bring the wife and cousins along.  I'm seeing something like Cousin Eddie in the Vacation movies.  Wife (cousin) driving the RV, you driving the pickup, kids in the back with the dogs, damp bologna sandwiches in the cooler, and Aunt Edna tied snuggly on the roof-rack.

Yee-Haw!!!

Y'all so kind, we's all be there by the next full moon and if y'all don't mind we's bring the houndawgs as well. There's be Dawg1, Dawg2, Dawg3 and Dawg4, all very good coon dogs and they be good at gettin oysters as well. Then we's bring all the cousins, Ardale, Mardale, ShoeDale, Lyndale, Jimdale and Dale. Some a dem gonna half ta ride on the runnin boards and as kind as ya are we gonna bring some home grown moon shine ifen we can get it past the revenuers.
And I bring the wife Bertha she's ma prize wooman and she sho knows how to pick a banjo. You in fo sum fun times my good man.

Sadly, I have a feeling this is pretty close to accurate.

Carry on with your politics, Jethro.

hey anyone that sticks it to team bully is alright in my book, wow it's like xmas what, with all the new people giving it to team bully!!!!!!

"Can't somebody give this Stenchy Liberal wanker a beer and a porn video to keep him busy enough to leave this forum?" too funny!!!!