Muscatine

Hello hello hello, Oh that echo effect in my new Republican brain is really weired, Oh look, there is gum stuck under my chair... Mmm strawberry.

Now that I'm a Republican what am I supposed to do now? Big Brother please help me, what is the very first thing I should do as a Republican? Am I supposed to put a collar on my neck and let you lead me around like a little puppy? Because now as a Republican I can't think on my own, I need a program... Oooh a butterfly, hold while I go chase it!

Bye bye...glad you are finally gone from our little community!

Oh no. I'm not gone, I have not left you oh great one. I have converted to being a Republican just like you, I have given up a lot to be just like you and think like you, I have given up my ability to reason, I have eliminated the largest portions of my brain so that I may be programmed to be just like you and I am still awaiting instruction.

Although as a Republican, I do naturally have many new thoughts that have entered my brain such a how do I create a Hedge fund scam so that I can rip off huge sums of money from unsuspecting individuals then get the government to give me huge sums of money on top of that.

As a Republican how can I forever dominate the masses in a hierarchy so that all below me will bow at my feet and throw their last gold coins at my feet, oh master, oh great one, oh Big Brother, please teach me the way, I want to follow in your footsteps and be your identical twin.

You want to be like us?

Probably need to grow in to adulthood, before that's possible.