Muscatine

ZMan!!!  How's it goin'?  Living the good life in Colorado, and I can't imagine what's made you so angry.  I mean, you've got a business going there for a couple of years, got a sweet Dodge truck, some flannel shirts, got a Safeway nearby for food, gas up the car at the Conoco, grab a sandwich at the Arbys, and you're good to go.  Heck, you can even wander on over to the reservoir and do some fishing. 

Life is good.  Why so mad?

But hiroad, I learned from you, remember?

This was you:
"blahhhhh, blahhhhh, blaaaaaah, blaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, blaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!"

Those were really the most brilliant Repblican statements you made, and now that I have dumped the largest majority of my brain power you are my idol, I hold the comments you made close to my heart, so now as I ponder the meaning of life, all that comes to mind are those very special and wise words you said, which was, "blahhhhh, blahhhhh, blaaaaaah, blaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, blaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!"

Thanks hiroad.

Hiroad....it's working!

The Fox,

Yeah life is good and even better now that I am a Republican because I just don't do any thinking anymore, and I just function off of a program, now maybe I can actually enjoy life and go fishing at the reservoir, so I'm just lovin' life, I have made some new best Republican friends in Muscatine, I mean, life just can't get any better.

By the way the Dodge Ram is Diesel, so I have to go further down the road to fill up the tank, and to make life even better next to the Safeway is a King Soopers so just on a whim I can decide on which one to go to, what a great country we live in, we are so wasteful it's ridiculous...

(oops, I just let an intelligent observation slip out, sorry, I'm new at being a Republican, I won't let that happen again)

and I don't eat at any of the multiple fast food restaurants in the area except the Chinese food place on occasion & I try to get in lots of greens, it's healthier for you, don't you know?

(oh crap, another intelligent comment, I'm working on that I swear)

let's see, perhaps I can over-ride all those intellegent thoughts if I just quote the famous saying from my nearest and dearest second best friend, hiroad as he says,  "blahhhhh, blahhhhh, blaaaaaah, blaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, blaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!"
Oh yeah, that does help because now there is nothing on my brain at all  :-)