Muscatine

I wasn't planning on this being such a violent screenplay, but what the hell.  Sex and violence, it sells.  We will need some sex.  Nigel you get to have sex with the judge that sentences her.  HiRoad you get to be the paparatzi that gets the shot when she climbs out of the car.  I need somone to play the dike that LL has sex with in prision.  Any takers?

I checked on Faith Hill, unfortuately she is booked.  I did however get Rosie O Donell to play your wife.  Do you want a sex scene too?

Hang on, hang on.  I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. 

 

Good god man....have you no scruples?

Count me in.  And for the role of the judge, I'd suggest you begin negotiations with Sandra Bullock as soon as possible.