Muscatine

As weird as this is becoming, it probably doesn't hold a candle to how her life REALLY is. so sad

HiRoad you get to be the paparatzi that gets the shot when she climbs out of the car.

OK...I can get her when she falls out of the car too!  Do you want a shot of Nigel and the judge to boot?  How about one of LL checking into the rehab spa and one of her skipping out the next day?  Not that I'm trying to edit your screenplay or anything.  But...one thing....who's paying for my paparatzi outfit (you know the dark glasses, Hawaiin shirt, and the scooter)?  Am I on an expense account, or is all of that stuff furnished before we shoot?

Do you need stunt doubles for all the sex scene rehearsals and shots?

Nigel, read the post, Nedl is playing the judge.  Sorry no Sandra Bullock.

HiRoad, you were at the budget meeting, you know we have no money for those items, you will have to provide your own.  If you need help with wardrobe Nedl has some green thongs.  No one came forward to play the dike so I will have to do it, I guess.  Sheesh, this isn't working out as I had planned.  So many demands, geez people we are the Neighborhood Link Players here, not the cast of Titanic.  Everybody, go check your egos at the door.

In that case, in the words of Mr. Cosmo Kramer, "I'M OUT!"

Unless, of course, the money is right.