Muscatine

The Bible? That's a laugh. So, melting glaciers travelling across lands depositing soils and rock, carving out the earth, when there were no people here, was caused/contributed to by human pollution?

Algore says it was methane (Mastodon farts) that ended the ice age.  Obumbler says it was Bush's fault.  Malodery insists it was Mammoths and Musk Ox, not Mastodons and that that is evidence of an evil plot to mislead everyone.