One afternoon a democrat lawyer was riding in his limosine when he saw, alongside the road, two men eating grass.
Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop. He got out to investigate.
He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"
"We don't have any money for food", the poor man replied, "we have to eat grass".
"Well then you can come home with me to my house and I'll feed you", the lawyer replied.
"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree."
"Bring them along", the lawyer said.
Turning to the other poor man, the lawyer said, "You may come with us also."
The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a wife...and SIX children with me!"
"Bring them all" the lawyer answered.
They all entered the car which was no easy task, even for a limosine.
Once underway, one of the poor men turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you".
The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place. The grass is almost a foot high!"
