As for number 3, obviously you are one who feels feet or a bus are no longer an acceptable means of transportation.
Please continue Mal, your humor allows me to have laugh lines.
I have no feelings against a bus or feet. I didn't check the bus schedule or ticket prices from Conesville to Muscatine or Fredonia to Wapello. If they're not convenient to make the round trip on the same day or too expensive then by foot would be an alternative.
Both trips are around 15 miles one way so if a guy could get a day off from the packing plant and was a good marathoner he could do it in about an hour and a half each way. Maybe only need a half day off work.
Of course those who use a walker would need longer. Might have to arrange for overnight some place. Maybe more than one place.
Keep laughing. I'll join you.



