Muscatine

The senses prove to be the most interesting of pleasures as we grow older.  Lost my sense of smell years ago.  Blame it on the pigs of course, but Robert was a holy terror after the chili feeds down at the Legion in Aledo.....no, the other one.   That man could make a funeral turn down an alley with his emissions.  Of course, it was Bushs fault.  Beans or no beans, that man from Texas was the cause.

Those darned Weevils.  Lived down by the barbershop.  Sally Weevil was the worst of the lot.  Was a Republican.  Or was it a Democrat?  Oh shoot, they're all the same.  Sally loved to sit out on the porch and hail the sheriff as he'd drive by.  Ugly girl, but had a grand sense of humor.

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She had those horns growin outa her temples like Bullwinkle. You had to recall them??? they took your hair off when you thought her mouth was her butt. Seems you just don't have the hang of putin back a coughed anus when you get that sloshed.