Muscatine

Sally had a knack for settling down Robert when he got to hitting the juice.  Used to tell him to just get down off'n the table, and quit the funny business.  That used to work fine until Sally ran off with old Fransisco who ran the post office in Aledo......yeah, the other one. 

Didn't you just-----

Oh hell I got off on the wrong page-----Let's see now where were we. Oh yeah, humpty dumpty sat on a fork, screamed like a banshee and coughed like pork. All the drunken bald men then came a runnin, laughin and still drinkin, thought he was just funnin. Once they arrived all seemingly not gay, they told ole Humpty---ya can't take it that way.

Wow....BDEye really struck a nerve, eh?

Not really.

I just kinda got wrapped up in all the grownup? fun. I actually thought we were on a roll and could have gone on for hours, but we get tired quickly at times. BDEYE is a quick wit and I just couldn't stop. Yet I see I went a bit far a time or two.