Muscatine

Hello

Tis not that I left but that ---IT---left. Now what little piggy went weee weeee weeee, thay all are the same? Good.     That makes two of us.

Now, as I said   or did I? Another day another $500.00 who woulda thought this little box had so much authority and power as I learned. The old one was a gimme and for some time I thought rather silly too.  I do declare however, the speed this machine cranks out is incredible. 500 gigawatts and the storage capcity of Alexandria. And to think I almost said to forget getting another one. So---now thaty I'm back what did we miss???? Oh I know.

obama did it right this time. Yup he went and done it this time, he sure did, he did it and that's all there is to it. Not the six times the other guy did it, but he did it nonetheless. Yup he went and fixed the race with his executive authority. Yessiree, the very same executive authority the other guy clearly outlined those six times that he went and done it via all thoise fancy dorighter lawyers that then said was all perfectly legal and such. But you know, the most interesting thing about all this is that the program of blinding stupidity offered by any gov. program perhaps ever----is that it all started with the other guy first and oh LORD that has to be a painful reality.  What a stupid idea right. but as always when the other guy does it first, well it just doesn't seem all that silly to some until the folks so mad about it now seem to have forgotten that the other guy did it first. You know that really stupid idea? that is.  Like always, they are all crooks and liars so what's the difference huh. So why not talk about the weather or the hight cost odf having the tools to even chat about it in the first place.

She's ba aaack.

PS: I recall the day when we held our leaders to account. All our leaders. If obama doesn't get impeached or what ever they do these days, then all we can do is look back a few years ansd reconcile that with the other guy's lack of being fired. Look at the craP Clinton didn't get fired for.

Dejon chicken tomorrow.

It was the box, dears.  And the blue cockroaches dancing the mamba.  And the talking light bulbs, and vegetable soup that spells messages.  But we got er taken care of, and now we're back.  But it's still that Bushs fault.  Always has been of course.  And by jiggers we'll be a blamin' that man until we run out of things to blame on him.

Us monopiggies will be running along now.

Oooooh he's back too I see.

You have got to stop pretending or they might just think you are me. What your little box break too. Oh yes sonnnnny D. I blame thjem all as they deserve the blame. It's obama's crabby baby too not just Bush. I can't wait to see how Romney screws things up even more, but I gotta guess you'd be blaming obama then. Like Newt said, Romney will only manage the chaos. Smart guy there.

Gotta stir the thighs.

Bored with it. Almost.

That's why we nearly put a Christmas cactus in this spot instead. I sat there with a darkening screen, loaded with error messages, registry faults and sudden gotta shut down prompts before it died. Now you might be worried about it but I fail to see why, specially when I read yet another birther----or I mean concerned member----worried that my absence has something to do with split personality disorders. As we contemplated not getting a new -BOX- as we put it- get it ???-WE- well this couple as it were, we decided to bug you some more and get another one. So since you care so much it's only fair to oblige you and abide the fervor. Capitalized outta respect-Obama did it this time. Not Bush but obama. You must of missed that earlier. Bifocals help perhaps. I LIKE PORK TOO.

We spent so many decades bringing those suculant pigs to market so you can enjoy your Easter and Christmas hams. Iowa chops, loin ribs and pork bellies-Bacon- if you don't understand the cut. Sausages, head cheese, chtilins, rhinds, brains, feet, ears, hot dogs and mountain oysters and saw so little reward for all our hard work it was disheartening to say the least.

But as I sat there in front of that dead machine, I thought what the hell, I don't need to be reminded of those times when during some pretty low moments where a dying littler would be suffering with pneumonia, momma was in horrible pain with a coughed out rectum i would have to stuff that horribly stinking greasy butt back inside her rear. It;s funny really, that when a person gets the privilege to write to others about their feelings and opinions especially to some pretty rude unkind souls, the first thing that comes to mind is that it's like having to push some stinking smelly greasy anuses back inside a pig.

 Oh yes--------THPPTHPPTHPHTHPHTHPHPHPTHSSSSST. That's farmer forraspberry with a twist of lime.