Muscatine

Hilarious.  Isn't it great when a know-it-all falls flat?

Nigel!!!!

They did it again.

I'd say we only know of you what you present here, and based on that you are a huge phony.  Maybe down at the church social you come off  differently, but here we can only base our assessment on written impressions.

And if you knew me as somehow magically you think you do, you'd not be so sure I was a boy.

I think Fox-y would indicate a lady. Besides I didn't single you out as with -Boys-But that's irrelevemnt based on the assertions ahead of your comment.

Wagon time. 

If you dont' believe this, I challenge you to meet me out at Weise's Slough wearing your body armour.

 It won't happen, but I would love to play the part of the guy in  full body armor with the high powered rifle with the hundred round clip and you play the guy in a short sleeved shirt with your 6 or 8 shot pistol.  You could even bring a friend or two.

I'd even give you the first shot although that is not what happens when a mass murderer goes wild.   They get the first shot.