Muscatine

Answer:  1.  Blame Bush

                2.  Find a way to scam off a large portion of the charitable donations.

                 3.  Protest non-union volunteers

                 4.  Never let a crisis go to waste.

What is the proper response of a true conservative to hurricane Sandy?

Check all that apply.

1. (  )  Send a generous contribution to the Red Cross and other non-profits who are helping.

2. (  )  Be glad we have government programs to deal with this and they are there to help.

3. (  )  Be thankful your tax dollars are being used for a good cause.

4. (  ) Go to the affected area and personally help.

5. (  ) Urge your elected representatives in government to increase the budget for FEMA, and other government agencies that are helping.

6. (  ) Advocate for measures to slow global warming.

7. (  ) Call on the government to build protective barriers to block storm surges.

8. (  ) Demand the government enact stricter design and construction standards for electric lines.

9. (  ) Ask the government to enforce more stringent design codes for housing construction.

10. (  ) Bitch and complain the government isn't doing enough.

11. (  ) It's God's punishment for our sinful ways.

12. (  ) It's their problem.   They chose to live there.

13. (  ) Don't spend any of my tax dollars to fix that.

14. (  ) It's Obama's fault.   It happened while he was President.

15. (  ) All of the above.