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Soon to be banned

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  • The Fox
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Here's a partial list of things that will probably be banned in upcoming months by the liberals among us.....

1.  fertilizer

2.  matches

3.  nails

4.  ball bearings

5.  pressure cookers

6.  back packs

7.  people wearing baseball hats backwards

8.  envelopes

9.  all white powder

10.the internet

 

More to come.....

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  • hiroad
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What about marathon racing?   It obviously cruelly entices anarchists and terrorists.

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  • The Fox
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Excellent point, sir.  I'm sure there are many others.  I think we'll call this "Bloomberging".  Anybody else want to do some Bloomberging today?

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  • darylmaxen
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I'm in.

 

Youtube is gone.  Looks like these idiots posted 20+ videos on youtube expounding the demise of the US. 

 

The canning industry will go belly-up with the elimination of pressure cookers.

 

Boxers.  No more.  One of them was a boxer. 

 

Will give this more thought and hope to do more Bloomberging today.

 

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