Hey Davie: Be a good boy. A leader. Set us an example. Get a jump on it and go on out to the County Extension Office and register your pressure cooker.
Heard at democrat headquarters:
"We're going to suspend your rights to protest, bear arms, privacy, and trial by jury."
"Why?"
"To protect you from terrorists."
"Why do we need to be protected from terrorists?"
"They hate you for your freedom."