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Letterman's Top 10 Reasons to Vote Democrat:

Really?    Letterman should sue.

1.I voted Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry
whatever I want.
I've decided to marry my German Shepherd.

2. I voted Democrat because I believe oil companys' profits of 4% on
a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon
of gas at 15% isn't.

3. I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a
better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

4. I voted Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as
nobody is offended by it.

5. I voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun,
and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from
murderers and thieves.
I am also thankful that we have a 911 service that get police to
your home in order to identify your body after a home invasion.

6. I voted Democrat because I'm not concerned about millions of
babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive
and comfy.

7. I voted Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to
free health care, education, and Social Security benefits, and we
should take away the Social Security from those who paid into it.

8. I voted Democrat because I believe that businesses should NOT be
allowed to make profits for themselves.
They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for
redistribution as the Democrats see fit.

9. I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite
the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would
never get their agendas past the voters.

10. I voted Democrat because I think that it's better to pay
billions for their oil to people who hate us, but not drill our own
because it might upset some endangered beetle, gopher or fish.

 

Letterman's Top 10 Reasons to Vote Democrat:

Really?    Letterman should sue.

1.I voted Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry
whatever I want.
I've decided to marry my German Shepherd.

2. I voted Democrat because I believe oil companys' profits of 4% on
a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon
of gas at 15% isn't.

3. I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a
better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

4. I voted Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as
nobody is offended by it.

5. I voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun,
and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from
murderers and thieves.
I am also thankful that we have a 911 service that get police to
your home in order to identify your body after a home invasion.

6. I voted Democrat because I'm not concerned about millions of
babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive
and comfy.

7. I voted Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to
free health care, education, and Social Security benefits, and we
should take away the Social Security from those who paid into it.

8. I voted Democrat because I believe that businesses should NOT be
allowed to make profits for themselves.
They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for
redistribution as the Democrats see fit.

9. I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite
the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would
never get their agendas past the voters.

10. I voted Democrat because I think that it's better to pay
billions for their oil to people who hate us, but not drill our own
because it might upset some endangered beetle, gopher or fish.

 

What's wrong msmal, does the truth make you uneasy? What could letterman sue for - telling the  truth?

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The Kids are Alright

by Keith Koffler on December 9, 2013, 10:09 am

Uh oh. This is bad. RED ALERT. Message not getting through.

One of the conceits of Obamacare is that the ingenious geniuses who designed it can get average people to do things THAT ARE NOT IN THEIR INTEREST because geniuses have decided IT IS IN THEIR INTEREST.

Don’t they realize? How stupid can people be – to act rationally when Obama knows better?

And so we got this Sunday on Fox News from Ezekiel Emanuel, godfather of the Obamacare disaster:

No one has launched a big PR campaign to get these people signed up because of the problems with the federal website . . . We are about to launch a big PR campaign, and that, I think, is going to persuade a lot of people to sign up.

Really, Hillary’s book should have been titled, “It Takes a Genius,” because it take a genius to tell a village what to do. And, if the village resists, to force the village to do what it was told to do.

When it comes to Obamacare, we’re all gonna be village idiots in the eyes of Ezekiel, Barack, and Hillary.

Here are some of our fellow village idiots on the campus of Howard University. They are the young adults whom Ezekiel hopes will sign up for expensive insurance they don’t need in order to fund the provision of insurance to their elders and the less healthy.

Howard is a largely black school in Washington. As both students and African Americans, they represent two of Obama’s most enthusiastic constituencies, and yet somehow THEY’RE NOT GETTING THE MESSAGE either.

They’re making rational choices that could RUIN OBAMA’S BIG PLANS.

Et tu, Howard?

Because the kids are alright. Nice and healthy looking, as you could see. Trying to get a start in life, and don’t need overpriced insurance, thank you, even if it’s Obama who’s selling it.

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