Muscatine

They raised a daughter?  Really?

He was a drug abuser and now tells the young folks that a beer and a joint are both okay.

He hung out with Bill Ayers.

He never held a job that produced anything.

He has lied to the American people more than president ever.

He had 3 years and hundreds of millions of dollars to develop a working website, and couldn't do it.  Then he had the gall to claim he didn't know about it.

He has allowed the NSA to flourish at our expense.

He has not fired Eric Holder.

He was a loyal follower of Jeremian Wright.

After promising to unite us, he has divided our country black against white, old against young, sick against healthy, and male against female.

Etc., etc.

If his kids end up okay, it will be in spite of him, not because of him.

And George Will said all they did was borrow money from rich people and run for public office.   I knew he was wrong.   Or was that the Clintons he was talking about?

What about "I won't have any lobbyists in my administration"?

One of my favorites.

And how about promising to close Guantamemo?  Another doozy.

One of the best.......hiring a tax cheater to head up the government entity that handles tax laws.  Brilliant.