Muscatine

That was NOT what I meant. 58 is NOT old, but since YOU think it is old we would love to know when you turn 58 so we can say you are an old woman with mental problems. Do not know your age but certainly you have revealed to us you have mental problems.

He who is humble is confident and wise. He who brags is insecure and lacking.
~Lisa Edmondson

Tell me what you brag about and I’ll tell you what you lack.
~Spanish Proverb

Every ass loves to hear himself bray.
~ English Proverb

Great cry and little wool, as the fellow said when he sheared his hogs.
~Chinese Proverb

Who knows himself a braggart,
Let him fear this; for it will come to pass
That every braggart will be found an ass.
~ William Shakespeare