?“Growth Meeting Game?”
Let?’s all play the public relations meeting game...... brought to you by our sponsor, the every efficient, emergency passing Pickerington City Council.
This version of the shiftless, meaningless, conniving event as proposed by Councilman Bill (you?’ve GOT to trust me cause I?’ve voted so consciously in the past) Wright.
First question to our panel of Councilman ?–
Mr. Parker, if the public took a poll of 100% of the population and the results came in that 99.99% of the citizens wanted their City Government to stop this pace of growth would you still vote to follow your doctrine?
ANSWER: Yes ?‘cause that?’s my job and know what I?’m doing.
Mr. Maxey, When you were in charge of the Service Committee when that committee rammed through all these emergency annexations and rezonings, are we here tonight to undo all those previous decisions?
ANSWER: No, I was elected to.... I mean appointed to..... I mean now sitting on Council to promote business and my voting record on the Colonial Heating issues is proof of that.
Mr. Monebrake, you sit so quietly through all these meetings... do you really know what?’s going on?
ANSWER: Absolutely, we got our?’s rezoned and I just want to help make this dream come true for everybody.
Interruption ..... point of order Mr. Game Show Host!*!
Yes, Mr. Mapes....
Well as the Law Director I just want to point out that these questions are on the wrong form, have not been typed out for the Council contestants to view ahead of time and run past their ?“spin doctor?” to see if they should be answered in the public.
Thank you Mr. Mapes, but I?’m told by our network that all is in order and that this program is sanctioned in it?’s format by the Constitution of the State of Ohio.
However; we will have to take a short intermission and give out sponsors a chance to laugh and our audience a chance to visit the restrooms. Replacement barf bags are available for your convenience.
By Game show host
Let?’s all play the public relations meeting game...... brought to you by our sponsor, the every efficient, emergency passing Pickerington City Council.
This version of the shiftless, meaningless, conniving event as proposed by Councilman Bill (you?’ve GOT to trust me cause I?’ve voted so consciously in the past) Wright.
First question to our panel of Councilman ?–
Mr. Parker, if the public took a poll of 100% of the population and the results came in that 99.99% of the citizens wanted their City Government to stop this pace of growth would you still vote to follow your doctrine?
ANSWER: Yes ?‘cause that?’s my job and know what I?’m doing.
Mr. Maxey, When you were in charge of the Service Committee when that committee rammed through all these emergency annexations and rezonings, are we here tonight to undo all those previous decisions?
ANSWER: No, I was elected to.... I mean appointed to..... I mean now sitting on Council to promote business and my voting record on the Colonial Heating issues is proof of that.
Mr. Monebrake, you sit so quietly through all these meetings... do you really know what?’s going on?
ANSWER: Absolutely, we got our?’s rezoned and I just want to help make this dream come true for everybody.
Interruption ..... point of order Mr. Game Show Host!*!
Yes, Mr. Mapes....
Well as the Law Director I just want to point out that these questions are on the wrong form, have not been typed out for the Council contestants to view ahead of time and run past their ?“spin doctor?” to see if they should be answered in the public.
Thank you Mr. Mapes, but I?’m told by our network that all is in order and that this program is sanctioned in it?’s format by the Constitution of the State of Ohio.
However; we will have to take a short intermission and give out sponsors a chance to laugh and our audience a chance to visit the restrooms. Replacement barf bags are available for your convenience.
By Game show host