Ladies and Gentlemen of Pickerington, pay no attention to the lady behind the curtain handing out building permits.'' says Big Lou and his developer buddies.
Big Lou and his dancing munchkins have all learned to do the ''controlled growth shuffle''. They assume that if they speak the right words (which are then regurgitated by a docile press), maybe no one will notice that the City of Pickerington is on track to top last year's record growth.
Evidently they believe the people of Pickerington are too stupid to realize that the same people (read Lou, Joyce, Brian, Maxey, Parker and Wright) who led us into this mess are now the ones saying that they have a plan to end growth. (Does anyone remember Nixon's secret plan to end the war?) These toadies, who are now saying they are in favor of controlled growth, are the same ethically challenged people who rushed through nine plats in record time before the election, fought (and continue to fight-remember the lawsuits over the referendums on the challenged plats) every attempt by the voters to restrict growth, hired a ton of new inspectors and are even now handing out residential housing permits at a record pace.
Face it folks, any controlled gorwth statute that goes through this den of thieves will be so watered down as to be meaningless despite the best efforts of Councilman Shaver and all the citizens who attend the council meetings. The best bet is an initiative that allows no housing permits to be issued for a period of two years until we get our act together and develop a common plan with the township.
By Big Lou and the dancing Munchkin