Mass Apology

If what you say is true, and I will accept your statement as if it were true, I apologize to Mr. Bartley, Mrs. Bartley and to Jim O'Donnell. I do not make statements that I am not capable of apologizing for if I am wrong.

I apologize for stating that Jim O'Donnell and Mr. Bartley were at a meeting that they were not at. And I apologize to Arlene Bartley, because evidently she did not vote that evening.
Now that I have apologized in earnest to these three folks, I wonder if I will ever receive such an apology for the many transcretions made against me by so many anonymous individuals.

I bet not.

By Steven D. Lange