I did manage to decipher your meaning although given the lack of punctuation, those of us with post-middle school educations find it tedious.
Is "What do you eat there possum" meant to be a new sentence? Do you mean to call me "possum" or is there a bit of punctuation missing?, and you instead desire possum as your entree?
Anyway, we'll need a price quote. And this will indeed include a meal, but no possum for you my friend. Oh no. We're going to make you feel right at home with some of those glorious deep-fried rocky mountain oysters. Shoot..... bring the wife and cousins along. I'm seeing something like Cousin Eddie in the Vacation movies. Wife (cousin) driving the RV, you driving the pickup, kids in the back with the dogs, damp bologna sandwiches in the cooler, and Aunt Edna tied snuggly on the roof-rack.
Yee-Haw!!!