Muscatine

Welfare Poem

I cross ocean,
poor and broke,
Take bus,
see employment folk.

Nice man treat me
good in there,
Say I need to
see welfare.

Welfare say,
'You come no more,
We send cash
right to your door.'

Welfare checks,
they make you wealthy,
Medicaid it keep
you healthy!

By and by,
I got plenty money,
Thanks to you,
American dummy.

Write to friends
in motherland,
Tell them 'come
fast as you can.'

They come in turbans
and Ford trucks,
I buy big house
with welfare bucks

They come here,
we live together,
More welfare checks,
it gets better!

Fourteen families,
they moving in,
But neighbor's patience
wearing thin.

Finally, white guy
moves away,
Now I buy his house,
and then I say,

'Find more aliens
for house to rent.'
And in the yard
I put a tent.

Send for family
they just trash,
But they, too,
draw the welfare cash!

Everything is
very good,
And soon we
own the neighborhood.

We have hobby
it's called breeding,
Welfare pay
for baby feeding.

Kids need dentist?
Wife need pills?
We get free!
We got no bills!

American crazy!
He pay all year,
To keep welfare
running here.

We think America darn good place!
Too darn good for the white man race.
If they no like us, they can scram,
Got lots of room in Pakistan .

Fruitcake

you've totally lost it old man.

Let's kick them all out should we. Then we can cut off social security and put someone like you to work picking produce, tarring roofs, cleaning the hotel rooms, mowing yards and trimming trees, and all the other jobs that most of us don't want to deal with because the pay is so low.

Maybe we can become a socialist state where everyone has a valid ID card and we could e-chip everyone for permanent identification purposes.

Or how about the fact the American Southwest including up to Idaho and Montana was at one time the soveriegnty of Mexico? May be it doesn't occur to you that European Anglos came to this country and stole the land from the Mexicans and Native Americans.

Face it old man, the Europeans had their run at coming here and laying waste to everything. Now the new immigrants are showing up in droves and it angers you that you'll have to surrender some of your stolen rights to others less fortunate than you.

hannitized

Alot of people are are angered by immigration laws being ignored. Get used to it, it's an issue that is not just going to go away. It is an issue that is going to have a major impact on the coming elections.

Hechta

why you preaching to me? I'm not the one making light of it. This post borders on racism. You think I like the illegal immigration anymore than the next guy? Go back and read Knucklehead Ned's post and then read mine. I think you'll find the gist in what I'm saying.