Muscatine

Right on Herman-

It seems that those brought up in the electronic age have the most trouble amusing themselves. I think it's because their imagination and inventiveness has been stolen by video games. Replaced by someone else's imagination. Sad.

Young 'uns

A very self-important college freshman attending a recent football game, took it upon
himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him why it was impossible for
the older generation to understand his generation. ''You grew up in a different world,
actually an almost primitive one,''the student said, loud enough for many of those
nearby to hear. The young people of today grew up with television, jet planes,
space travel, man walking on the moon, our spaceships have visited Mars. We have
nuclear energy, electric and hydrogen cars, computers with DSL, light-speed
processing....and,'' pausing to take another drink of beer.

The Senior took advantage of the break in the student's litany and said, ''You're right,
son. We didn't have those things when we were young..........so we invented them.

Now, you arrogant little shit, what are you doing for the next generation?''

The applause was resounding... I love senior citizens.