History in the making?

Posted in: Muscatine

 

My life appears to of interest to some around here. Odd I find it dull at times, but in attempt to remain on topic I thought I'd share this story.

 

This morning I was awoken by my alarm clock powered by electricity generated by the public power monopoly regulated by the U.S. Department of Energy.

I then took a shower in the clean water provided by a municipal water utility.

After that, I turned on the TV to one of the FCC-regulated channels to see what the National Weather Service of the National Oceanographic and Atmospheric Administration determined the weather was going to be like, using satellites designed, built, and launched by the National Aeronautics and Space Administration.

I watched this while eating my breakfast of U.S. Department of Agriculture-inspected food and taking the drugs which have been determined as safe by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration.

At the appropriate time, as regulated by the U.S. Congress and kept accurate by the National Institute of Standards and Technology and the U.S. Naval Observatory, I get into my National Highway Traffic Safety Administration-approved automobile and set out to work on the roads build by the local, state, and federal Departments of Transportation, possibly stopping to purchase additional fuel of a quality level determined by the Environmental Protection Agency, using legal tender issued by the Federal Reserve Bank.

On the way out the door I deposit any mail I have to be sent out via the U.S. Postal Service and drop the kids off at the public school.

After spending another day not being maimed or killed at work thanks to the workplace regulations imposed by the Department of Labor and the Occupational Safety and Health administration, enjoying another two meals which again do not kill me because of the USDA, I drive my NHTSA car back home on the DOT roads, to my house which has not burned down in my absence because of the state and local building codes and Fire Marshal's inspection, and which has not been plundered of all its valuables thanks to the local police department.

And then I log on to the internet -- which was developed by the Defense Advanced Research Projects Administration -- and post on Freerepublic.com and Fox News forums about how SOCIALISM in medicine is BAD because the government can't do anything right.

 

http://forums.hannity.com/showthread.php?t=1883151

 

"...and post on Freerepublic.com and Fox News forums about how SOCIALISM in medicine is BAD..."

 

You posted on Freerepublic.com and Fox News Forums, davieboy? I highly doubt that!

 

Whay about the private power monopolies that exist? Your plagiarism didn't address those.

 

Shower?...what about the sand points on the Muscatine island and everywhere else that are not regulated?

 

Not all breakfast food is USDA inspected.

 

I laugh...not all vehicles have to be inspected by the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration. Antigues and farm vehicles and special implement husbandry vehicles. I can drive a lawn mower to work and its not inspected. Same with a horse.

 

Mail can be sent via UPS, FedEX, etc.

 

Kids are not mandated to attend public school by federal law...and, in fact, can be home schooled.

 

I live on a private road until you liberals take it from me.

 

DOL and OSHA workplace saftey rules have not stopped ANY workplace violence and deaths.

 

Your kids playing with matches can burn your house down. Terrorists and the KKK can burn your house. Has nothing to do with building codes preventing anything.

 

Why are there so many home burglaries in Muscatine?

 

Besides...the internet was developed by Al Gore; so we know you are lying about that!

 

Did you have any hope of making a connected post related to the ursurping of our constitution that has occurred; or are you just blabbering drunk again tonight?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"My life appears to of interest to some around here."

 

Care to define and identify who and what you mean? I really don't see anyone here interested in "your life". ???

 

I think your ego is a little overblown there, pal.

 

Timestamp says 28 minutes now, davie....since your last ridiculous rant. Anything further tonight?

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